Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


Ask me anything  
Does it look like I just woke up from a nap? Because I did. I wish I could duplicate this hairstyle every day. This hair is just as good as Pattinson’s. Fuck!
Btw, I love those short, furious naps. Like an angry nap. Like I kicked sleep’s ass. I feel like I should win a prize.

Does it look like I just woke up from a nap? Because I did. I wish I could duplicate this hairstyle every day. This hair is just as good as Pattinson’s. Fuck!

Btw, I love those short, furious naps. Like an angry nap. Like I kicked sleep’s ass. I feel like I should win a prize.