Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


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Jimmy John’s & Me

Just made a dinner pit-stop at my favorite hometown Jimmy John’s. The boys who work there greeted me by my first name (I swear I don’t go there THAT often, I just live in a small town). We rocked out to “Hash Pipe” by Weezer whilst they were makin’ my sub. They even made me a second FREE sub just because I always tell them how much I love coming in there. As I was leaving one of the boys yelled, “I’ll miss you!”

You just can’t beat that kind of fucking service. I love you, Jimmy John’s.