Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


Ask me anything  
Today’s hectic schedule includes sleeping until 2 pm (accomplished), walking to the mailbox (accomplished), doing some laundry (almost done) and completing about 20 more Hugo decals in between the ice cream sandwiches. I don’t know how I stay so motivated. I know you wish you were me.

Today’s hectic schedule includes sleeping until 2 pm (accomplished), walking to the mailbox (accomplished), doing some laundry (almost done) and completing about 20 more Hugo decals in between the ice cream sandwiches. I don’t know how I stay so motivated. I know you wish you were me.