Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


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36 Year Old Clem

I’d like to go back to age 18 when the world was my oyster, I was tripping over my ego, vodka, beer and single men. I think I was supposed to be attending GVSU classes or something, lol (I was immature but LORD it was fun). Then I’d like to go back to age 30 for a complete do-over. How the F@*K did I end up living with my parents and working at Walmart at 36? It’s fine that I am, it just wasn’t really in my master plan. I am a Clem, but proud to be kickin.

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