Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


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Parents and cell phones

My folks got new cell phones yesterday. I’m not sure why other than some smooth-talking Verizon punk crossed their path. They were due though. My mom’s phone was at least 8 years old. The Grandkids always want to send her a text so she got with the times.

Last night she was thoroughly reading the instruction book (who does that?) when she held the phone up to her eye like a camera, looked at me and said, “What do I look through if I want to take a picture?”

I promised her I wouldn’t post this story on Facebook :)