Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


Ask me anything  
First of all, this picture made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ugh … Give it UP, Tom! Also, it appears he HAS NO BELLYBUTTON. Must be some sort of Scientology ritual. Or an over zealous Photoshopper. Either way, it makes him weirder which I didn’t think was possible.

First of all, this picture made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ugh … Give it UP, Tom! Also, it appears he HAS NO BELLYBUTTON. Must be some sort of Scientology ritual. Or an over zealous Photoshopper. Either way, it makes him weirder which I didn’t think was possible.