Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


Ask me anything  

My brother’s drunken wisdom on 80s music:

“I wish INXS never died. I could play the tambourine in that band. Or the cowbell.”

“All 80s bands have broken up. But I think John Cougar Mellencamp is still together.”