Beans Above the Frank

Where is my mind?

I am a talented but mentally unstable thirty-six year old living with my parents. I was recently fired from Walmart for failing to show up several days in a row. I spend my time watching forensic-style TV shows, doing obsessive compulsive things, making jewelry and eating ice cream sandwiches. Believe it or not, less than a year ago, I was a homeowner and full-time employee with a decent job. Then I went crazy.


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iPod Notes

I keep a lot of notes on my iPod’s notepad app: things that I think are funny, mostly. Sometimes they are just random or drunken thoughts. I have a list of movie titles that remind me of penises (The Wood, The Shaft, Pecker, Dick, The Package, The Unit - technically a TV show. Whatever.)

Anyway, I was sifting through there tonight and I found a hilarious note that I have no recollection of entering:

“Things That Attract Me”
1. Beard
2. Bald
3. Garlic 
4. Moneypants

It’s bad enough that I truly AM attracted to baldness, but WTF are Moneypants?