November 2010
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October 2010
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Parents and cell phones
My folks got new cell phones yesterday. I’m not sure why other than some smooth-talking Verizon punk crossed their path. They were due though. My mom’s phone was at least 8 years old. The Grandkids always want to send her a text so she got with the times.
Last night she was thoroughly reading the instruction book (who does that?) when she held the phone up to her eye like a camera,...
Giving up, sort of
Well, here it is: My condo will go into foreclosure. I am 36 years old living with my parents (and we ALL know how I feel about that). Thank God I’m not a virgin (not by a loooong shot, lol). Jiggy seems to like it here, so I’m trying to follow her vibe. The plus side? I will be able to take my time truly finding a job that I love and I will be able to slam the phone down on Lori...
Client TMI
A client of mine over-shared this bit of information with me today:
“My tits are bleeding.”
Good Lord. I work at a sign shop. I can’t handle a comment like this!
My brother's drunken wisdom on 80s music:
“I wish INXS never died. I could play the tambourine in that band. Or the cowbell.”
“All 80s bands have broken up. But I think John Cougar Mellencamp is still together.”
“For the last five years, I’ve been addicted to cold turkey.”
– Zach Galifianakis
iPod Notes
I keep a lot of notes on my iPod’s notepad app: things that I think are funny, mostly. Sometimes they are just random or drunken thoughts. I have a list of movie titles that remind me of penises (The Wood, The Shaft, Pecker, Dick, The Package, The Unit - technically a TV show. Whatever.)
Anyway, I was sifting through there tonight and I found a hilarious note that I have no recollection of...
For Kaylee
I’m going to start posting again.